Sunday Brunch What's your favorite?

Hometown Buffet? That local hotel extravangaza with the heaping, city block long buffet? The local Pancake house? A home cooked gourmet spectacular?

A ganja fueled cold cereal feast, maybe starting with the lighter, fruity varietals, such as Froot Loops, then working to the more substantial wheaty surprises, then culminating with the grainy equivalent of red meat: Bran Flakes?

I was looking for a nice "Sunday Brunch" Photo for my relatively benign question on a nice Sunday, and look where we're headed. Gird your loins, parishoners, because here we go! Straight to Hell!

While, I do know that the ad below is a tad wrong on so many levels...I just can't put my finger on what's exactly wrong....but it has to be wrong!!!!

I have visions of the apocalypse here.

Maybe it's the tackiness factor.

There are exceedingly high levels of tackiness. The giant paste. The two tone lips on the sister to the right. The Ghetto fabulous finish on "Cher", who is the only one who looks like anyone.

Is the one in the pantsuit, who looks like Wanda Sykes, supposed to be Gladys Knight?

But no, I think I have it! I had assumed that this hot mess was going on in Las Vegas. Lost Wages. The Land of nuthin', honey! Where whatever happens there...stays there unless you're being blackmailed by the Duke Brothers.

But I looked closer, and realized that this occurs in Emporia, Virginia! Virginia! A State that was so red that you couldn't tell where the red ink ended and the blood soaked land began!

Virginia! A red state so obsessed with our moral turpitude that pink-tinged steam used to come off of it.

Virginia! Obama won there. Allegedly ain't red no more. The Destry Restaraunt and lounge predates any Obama mojo. So we can't blame Obama for the existing hypocrition of obsession with moral turpitude of the South, that's for sure.

We can't blame the Democrats for being the only ones to enjoy the talents of cross dressers as a followup to church on Sunday!

Now the Destry Restaraunt and Lounge had one rating at Yahoo. It was considered to be a mediocre place, with less than stellar talent. But, on other days, it seems to provide "Texas Hold 'em" and other card games, as well as featuring Country Western music.

Here's something else that's tucked and fake: Why is the South so obsessed with Country Western music? They got some kind of Brokeback thing going on there? They're not in the West.

You would think that they'd go for some Kentucky Derby or horse racin' type music. Last I heard, the Goo Goo Dolls were at the Kentucky Derby, performin'.

Maybe the Destry Restaraunt and Lounge needs to get some Goo Goo Doll 'vestites.

I don't know, but it ain't quite right.

Anyway, what's your favorite Sunday Brunch?